Bertie Bott's- What you're REALLY Eating

09/12/2011 19:14

You probably think that this candy tastes the way it does because of spells and enchantments put on them, but no, it's Muggle tactics that they use! Last week, when the Bertie Bott's factory was ransacked by a viscous gang of teenage wizards, some Aurors were investigating and one of them came across a very interesting piece of information!

Did you know that the Vomit flavored jelly bean actually contains stomach acid? Or that the Earthworm flavor contains worm entrials? And guess what the Dirt flavored beans contain! Luckily, some enchantments are protecting them from poisoning you. Still, no wonder Dumbledore hated them!

Mr. Bott is facing charges of fraud, but once the case is over, you may still enjoy your favorite flavors of these bizarrely flavored beans, now in 64 flavors!

Read them here:

 

  • Almond            
  • Apple 
  • Bacon
  • Baked Beans
  • Banana
  • Blackberry
  • Black Pepper
  • Blueberry 
  • Bogey
  • Broccoli
  • Bubble gum
  • Buttered popcorn
  • Cheese 
  • Cherry
  • Chilli
  • Chocolate
  • Cinnamon
  • Coconut
  • Coffee
  • Cranberry 
  • Curry
  • Dirt 
  • Dirty Sock
  • Earthworm
  • Earwax
  • Farm dirt
  • Fish 
  • Grape jelly 
  • Grass 
  • Gravy
  • Green apple
  • Grapefruit
  • Honey 
  • Horseradish 
  • Ketchup
  • Lemon
  • Liver
  • Marmalade
  • Marshmellow
  • Mashed Potatoes
  • Mint
  • Mustard
  • Onion 
  • Peach 
  • Pear
  • Pepper 
  • Peppermint
  • Pink Grapefruit 
  • Pizza 
  • Roast beef 
  • Rotten Egg
  • Sardine
  • Sausage
  • Soap 
  • Spaghetti 
  • Spinach
  • Sprouts
  • Strawberry
  • Toast
  • Toasted marshmallow
  • Toffee
  • Toffee pudding 
  • Tomato
  • Tripe
  • Troll bogey 
  • Tutti-frutti 
  • Vomit
  • Watermellon

 

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